muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.
T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.
by Do it all crew March 16, 2023
mugGet the muddy raccoonmug.

raccoon butter

A form of peanut butter that has both a watery and gritty texture. Not sweet, not sour. Very earthy and delicious. Not for the faint of heart.
SC, stop eating that raccoon butter and get logging!
by Slick_stroker February 13, 2019
mugGet the raccoon buttermug.

Raccoon Joe

That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.
Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.
by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024
mugGet the Raccoon Joemug.

Raccoons at a Rave

The collective term for a group of people completely useless at the job they have been employed to do. All they do, all day long, is fuckarse around as if they are at a rave party
OMG, my employees in the warehouse are like raccoons at a rave.
by Its_broken December 26, 2024
mugGet the Raccoons at a Ravemug.

Raccoon Knuckles

A smelly odd odor coming from a stanky woman's front butt.
Naw you don't want that she smells like raccoon knuckles.
by GrandPappy JessiePoo88 April 13, 2024
mugGet the Raccoon Knucklesmug.

Raccoon

A woman that picks up men to take advantage of what they can get from them. Example: Free rent, food, drugs or money. When there is nothing to be taken, she disappears. Often from a man just getting out of a relationship or the relationship ended because she had her little grubby hand in it.
Digging through the remains of a ruined relationship for left over scraps. Often times a relationship she helped ruin.
She was just a raccoon, took everything I had and vanished....

She racooned me. Once I didn't have anything to offer her she was on to the next one....
by LaughingAlot June 3, 2024
mugGet the Raccoonmug.

Rusty Raccoon

When indivisual licks a shit covered dildo that was tainted by 12 prostitutes.
"Let me get a rusty raccoon after school" said David.
by Lil Grindr May 9, 2018
mugGet the Rusty Raccoonmug.

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