Roman Red

At least an ounce of marijuana or a growing marijuana plant. Rooted from "Red" (weed) being exchanged for "green" (cash) and "Roman" referring to a large or growing object (like how the roman empire was always growing and/or was generally large.) Hence: "Roman (1 oz.+ or a growing plant) Red (marijuana)"

DEALER: I'll sell you a nice bag of the roman red for $200.

TEACHER IN SCHOOL: Hey! you kids dealing again?

DEALER: Fuck, I'm goin' ta jail, I'm goin' ta jail, I'm goin' ta jail!!!

by Thikr December 05, 2007

roman helmet

the hair sticking out of a very hairy ass crack that resembles the "mohawk" on a old fashioned battle helmet.

"wade you need to wax your ass you have a roman helmet down there"

by wiggida wack August 23, 2007

Roman Helmet

The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.

"She was so kinky, I gave her a foot-long Roman Helmet!"

by britrocker2000 October 19, 2007

roman reigns

worst wrestler in the world, most commonly known as shit, crap and generally hated.

I just took a massive roman reigns in the work toilet.

by mmartynn April 03, 2017

Roman Candle

When your loved one gracefully takes your balls in her mouth while hand stroking your jimmy at the precise moment of making a love puddle...

It's Father's Day and you know what that means; The Roman Candle

by Shaun Taylor! June 04, 2009

Roman Reigns

1. a wank pheasant
2. a wrestler who currently works on the WWE. used to be booed around 2015-2017 for being overpushed by Vince McMahon.

1. wow he's such a Roman Reigns.
2. I LIKE ROMAN REIGNS HE IS MY HERO!!!11!!!11!!1 (every 9 year old or arab WWE fan)

by SAVEUS.Y2J June 04, 2020

roman reigns

the best wwe superstar to step foot on earth

Roman Reigns beat Big show, Big E, Mark Henry, and Big Daddy v in a handicapt match!!! Those are the biggest wwe superstars ever

by asavageboi March 13, 2017