I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.

(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.

by Myric September 28, 2019

hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer

"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"

by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020

The dog is raping the cat

The dog is raping the cat is a military term that stands for the situation is fucked.

Sir! The dog is raping the cat!

by Henry Adam’s May 30, 2021

Raping servers

EXTREMELY hot servers at a diner, EX. IHOP.
That you dream of raping and having wild sex with in the back of the diner.

Mai: Dude, he has a crush on you! He even blushed.

Derhead: mannnn!, im gonna be raping servers TONIGHT!

by JULIADAHMER October 9, 2008

reading

Code for Masterbateing .

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."

by EL_Mark March 18, 2015

mind raping

Staring at someone for a period of time and visualizing ripping their clothes of and having kinky sex with them whether they want to or not.

I stood there mind raping him as he walked by.

by mandaaaaaaaa February 3, 2009

donkey raping shit eater

See The Democratic Party

what is the Democratic Party Alex?

Alex Trebek: YES!

by ex-Democrat August 5, 2004