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counter rape

counter rape is when you are in a rape situation but in your own defends you take control and rape them back harder in an attempt to teach the rapist a lesson (don't do to others what you would not want done to your self)
Alex "what happen to you"

Carla "mike tried to rape me"

Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"
by oedipus ;) April 5, 2011
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/b/rape

After posting something stupid on the Internet, it is the act of having your life ruined by /b/.
May include having pizza, taxis, buses, mice, and missiles sent to your house.
When that kid posted a video of him abusing his cat, he totally got /b/raped.
by Bowl4TehLuLz February 20, 2009
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Acid Rape

Acid Rape is a new genre of music which is more hardcore than any other genre. It has been compared by critics to Chewbacca raping a six year-old. Example bands of this are:

-Liquid Deathsex
-Gripping Power Shite
-Anti-Semitic Rock
-The Devils Cum
-Volcanic Jizz Tornado
-Fascist Killdeath Post-Apocalyptic Metal Squadron
-Raging Anal Thunder.

The inventors claim that "you aren't acid rape" unless you comply by these regulations:

-your band must be on fire for the duration of the performance
-the only vocals can be the noise produced when pouring concentrated nitric acid on the tonsils of orphaned nuns while they are asleep
-no clothes are allowed at the gig
-at least seven people have to die per song.

The inventor goes by the pseudonym of "Ringsting McDrilldo" which he claims was given to him while he was burning a catholic orphanage in Lithuania
"dude, liquid deathsex are the best acid rape band ever!"
by Ftwtomzor January 12, 2009
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Brainal Rape

Verb - Raping of the brain caused by a complicated and or confusing problem.
This math problem is a brainal rape

Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.

Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.
by Jason Spazington September 24, 2009
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rape wagon

a term that usually describes a creepy looking, or rusted out old van. sometimes called a rapist van.
"hey guys, you see that rusty old rape wagon"
by rustin g. October 2, 2007
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work rape

when someone you try to avoid at work catches you at your desk when you are not paying attention, thereby holding you there against your will while they spout their meaningless opinions about work goings-on

this can also occur in hallways/stairways/others' offices

this person does not necessarily have to be a coworker, work rapists may include: salespeople, delivery people, children of the owner
Valerie: "Where's Mike?"

Janet: "Oh, poor guy, Herbie is in today - caught Mike at his desk and is work raping him about some new scheme he has."

Valerie: "HR really needs to do something about our frequent work rape situations!"
by wildjem December 14, 2009
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page rape

It's a situation that occurs once an individual feels the need to release compulsory energies dwelling within them onto the Facebook profile page of another individual:

1) "Liking" every single picture and/or every notification on their profile page that will allow you to "like" the said notification.

2) Flooding the victim's profile page with useless nonsense.

3) Hacking into the victim's personal account and altering information that is used to inform people of the victim's personal life/hobbies/interest, etc.

4) Hacking into the victim's personal account with the sole purpose being that you will post a, "Status Update" with falsified information pertaining to the hacker's choice of topic. Usually it is a status that is meant to be condescending or directed toward the victim himself or herself.

5) Pokes or "Poke Wars".

6) Friend Suggestions. These "Friend Suggestions" would contain individuals that you have never met, want to meet or need to meet. These "friends" are usually of a non-attractive specimen category.

7) Tagging the victim in any picture that he could find on anybody's profile page.

8) For those with a more daring repertoire: Deleting the victim's personal Facebook account.
<i>Victim's next status update once "Page Rape" has been commited":</i>

"MATT ZOMFG IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!@@!@@!!"

<i>First comment on the status:</i>

<i>Darrell Jamal</i) Aw shiiiit son yo ass got page raped Fr00b13+ lolz
by bruinboi16 August 31, 2011
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