Raisin

Raisin is when a person is dried up. As in they no longer got the juice

Bob: I've been talking to Melissa bro
Jim: Oh naaa she a raisin.

by beca.bangles October 18, 2017

Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 2, 2017

Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger

Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'

by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017

to raisin

When one feels so uncomfortable in a situation that they begin to crinkle up, similar to that of a grape transforming into a raisin.

"Bro, when I saw Jessica yesterday after sleeping with her best friend, I felt so awkward that I started to raisin"

"I fell down a whole flight of stairs, and I felt so embarrassed that I crinkled up into a raisin right then and there"

by chirp_577 December 6, 2017

Raisin Bread

An expression of extreame joy or excitement; A replacement for yeet and swag; also knows as a sassy come back

Ex 1
Person 1: Hey I just got a new console today!
Person 2: Wow dude that's totally raisin bread!

Ex 2
Person 1: Shut up you asshole
Person 2: Raisin bread

by Zanderbell June 11, 2016

Mud raisin

An anus.

She only let me hit the mud raisin because she said she was a virgin.

by Mud-raisin July 26, 2016

Raisins

When a cat has dialated pupils such that you can tell that it is in a heightened state of stimulation and is feeling aggressively investigative.

Wow, Whiskey really has her raisins on big!

by MyGirlfriendLikesCats January 19, 2018