Line Producer

A guy who produces coke lines for big shot actors

wheres my line producer im on in 5 mins

by Cman waters November 5, 2005

Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.

Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.

by corporate mofo June 16, 2006

Produckie

A UK slang way of saying “ production “ / “ producer “ mostly used in London.

When you listen for example to an unique drill track and the beat it’s shocking / very good. You say “ Yo! Big up / large up the produckie “

by Bandokay OFB January 24, 2021

producify

When you're stupid, you might make up words. The guy from Chevron made up this word, I'm just helping.

"If Congress takes away our profit, and taxes us, we won't producify as much oil" -David O'Reilly-

by Samuel L Gompers June 17, 2008

productive bludging

The ease of doing nothing when joined by someone else.
This phrase was coined by Max Walker when doing commercials for Telecom,in the '80s.

Boss:(talking to a group of workers who are standing around appearing to be doing nothing)- Working hard I see.
Spokesperson: No,actually we are productive bludging.

by bevanp July 27, 2010

Producrastination

Procrastinating by doing other productive things besides the activity you should be doing.

Finishing my week old laundry instead of studying for the final tomorrow is terrible producrastination.

by Simon De September 9, 2011

Productocrastinate

verb(productocrastinating ; past productocrastinated)

When you're doing something productive in lieu of what you should be doing. e.g. laundry instead of homework. feeding your dog instead making food for yourself.

I just productocrastinated a huuuuge healthy shit instead of answering the landlady's phone call

I think I'll productocrastinate some cookies for study group while I think about that chapter outline

by productocrastinator March 13, 2013