soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around

"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."

by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017

Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD

“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”

by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 19, 2017

Pretzel House Republic

The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.

Major political and military power in parts of germany.

Pretzels are not to be ingested.

The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.

North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.

by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017

Pretzel

where two guys are butt to butt and they reach around to give each others handjobs

Hey bro, do you want to pretzel with me, I really need ot let go.

by WontResist June 4, 2015

Purple Pretzel

When you try to flirt but remember she's married.

"Blue balls. idk about that but i do know Purple Pretzel."

by Saltee March 3, 2025

boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

Broken Pretzel

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.

1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."

by Dillydally February 23, 2008