by MasterMastermind February 01, 2025
The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024
When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 06, 2021
When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther
by Angel stella November 30, 2020
Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
by Travey James January 06, 2020
by Skyvessel May 19, 2021
When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.
by Gruauleo_curly$! April 14, 2022