pretzel day

pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ

Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

dropping the pretzels

When one partner works extra hard to ensure that there are multiple separate pieces of poop that land on their partner.

“Baby, will you be dropping the pretzels on me later?” -Blake
“Of corse, you know it’s my favorite” -James Franco
“Okay, I’ll pack my shampoo” -Blake

by WhyAri December 30, 2018

Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

prostate pretzeling

when ones prostate is fucked into a pretzel like state

we did some prostate pretzeling last night

by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025

Dirty Pretzel

When you tie up a hooker with a yeast infection, squirt a whole bottle of yellow mustard in her vagina and then bang her with your sweaty, salty, post workout dick.

Person one: How was your trip to New York?
Person two: I had a dirty pretzel, New York style

by Megawreckindaddyhitler June 16, 2019

Pretzel

Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.

Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels

Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?

Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.

Person 2: Jesus Christ.

Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?

Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.

by Travey James January 6, 2020

Broken Pretzel

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.

1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."

by Dillydally February 23, 2008