Porn

A sometimes funny short film or a cheesy movie. A lot of porn has cheesy sayings and most of it is unprotected sex. Some porn has She-Hes which is weird if uve ever seen one. Sometimes you and ur buds might watch porn, but if they flip a boner u kno there easy to get horny. A easier way to cum(watch porn). If ur really weird............... 2 girls one cup!!!!!!! And be honest uve seen it and bring a friend if u do.

Bud1:Wanna watch some porn?
Bud2:Nah Jimmy might flip a boner.
Bud1:Who said we have to invite Jimmy?
Bud2:This isn't gonna turn out into porn now right?

by Little Big Midget January 2, 2011

PORN

Dirty bastered looking for porn on here

dirty bastered PORN

by Jamesman376 February 16, 2010

porn

Something that you look at and you will never have a girlfriend/wife in your entire life again. Why not just have real sex instead? Not with a hooker, but with your gf/wife.

Porn sucks! I hate it! Go away, evil demon of gayness!

by Rebal the Lorikeet June 30, 2005

Porn

Video(s) of people of all colors shapes sizes sexualtity religion etc fucking each other.

Hot blonde sucks hard cock:
Friend 1:Wow thats a nice girl who's that
Friend 2: A porn star bro

by Lovelylady11 May 19, 2016

Porn

What your dad watches

Dad:*Fap*Fap*Fap
Mom: WTF are you doing!!!!!
Dad: Watching Animal Planet
Mom: O let me watch someee Animal planet
3 seconds later
Mom: I love animallllll planetttttt oh yeah!!
Kool aid jammers: Ohhh yeah that's good Porn

by Pacheco Its not Gabriel HeHe February 12, 2018

Porn

Pictures of naked men and women,women and women,or men and men. They can be pictures or videos. Videos usualy showing men and women haveing sex.

DUDEEEEE!!!!!!!!......i was watchin porn last night!!!!....This sexy goth girl was bein pined down by some prep dude,and he was FUCKIN her HARD...i was gettin bonners while watchin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Thea[wink] June 2, 2009

PORN

1. Prozac Offered by

2. Dirty Sex

Dude: You have any PORN?

Retarded Nymphomaniac: No

Dude: But aren't you a Retarded Nymphomaniac?

Retarded Nymphomaniac: Well yeah...

Dude: Nevermind

by FuKed September 14, 2006