Reverse poof

When a man farts into a girl's vagina.

Man did you see on pornhub that guy did a reverse poof.

by Daddywhitebigpoof March 28, 2020

POOF!

To figuratively knock someone head clean off their shoulders.

To punch someone with all your power.

To cause intensive harm or damage, preferably to the head.

This bitch had the nerve to give me these dirty looks. I stared that bitch down like I"ll "POOF!" Ya Shit.

If you play games with my money ima "POOF!" Ya Shit. (As to say: I'ma knock your fucking head off)

by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013

Poofs

A awesome duck who likes to party all day, and LOVES to drink Pepsi.

Bob: awe look at that cute Poofs over there wobbling fast towards us

Tom: Um, i think its about to attack us.
Bob: Oh shit.
Tom: RUN
*The Poofs jumps into a basket full of Pepsi cans that was behind Bob and Tom*

by Spuffy01 March 9, 2015

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

Poof

When you put things, usually drugs, into your pussy. Similar to booting but into the vagina.

Janelle poofed Molly.

by Slurz November 28, 2019

poof

A common word spoken by a homosexual to another man to let him know he is interested in sexual relations.

"hey coach, poof"
"I'll see you in the showers Murphy"

by bigal123 November 28, 2016

“Poof Diddle”

“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.

Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?

Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.

by Forrest View October 12, 2022