Walk the plank

A phrase that is used for a person who has or is fully fucked the fuck up with no get back.
Me: send me a dick pic

You: for sure

Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank
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Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg
I made that wench walk the plank last night
by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017
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Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.
Timmy: Happy plank day!
by ilikeoneshot October 09, 2023
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spaz plank

When a spaz meets a plank! The bastard child of Dumb and Dumber! too stupid to be simply labeled a spaz, too backwards to be simply labeled a plank - spaz plank.
"Darn Pa, I seems to have spilt moms cherryade on the dawg again"

"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"
by Liam J. Taylor April 29, 2008
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carton of plank

Something John wants to hide
Where can I hide this carton of plank
by Sanee April 02, 2017
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biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.
AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!
by jockthecock November 13, 2010
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thomas the plank engine

a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:

akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 19, 2023
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