cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

Roll Patrol

A more extreme form of chubby chasing. "Chubby Chasing" implies a fetish for those that are noticeably overweight, but not obese.. "Roll Patrolling" is a fetish for those that are grossly overweight, such as those that are morbidly obese or bigger.

M - I'm no longer a chubby chaser.

A - Really?!

M - Yep. I'm a full blown roll patroller now.

by MisterMcGiggles June 11, 2011

bitch patrol

the act of chaining up a bunch of bitches and making them pick various sorts of debris off the side walk with chopsticks

see those scrape marks on her wrists, those are the chains from the bitch patrol

by super angry bitch March 24, 2009

party patrol

a group of whores

Ali Gordon is the head of the party partol at armstrong highschool.

by wouldn't you like to know October 11, 2003

soul patrol

Fan base of American Idol Season 5 contestant, Taylor Hicks. Hicks referred to the "Soul Patrol" many times during his run on the show, often pumping his fist in the air.

Taylor Hicks: Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol!
Seacrest: Shutup and let me announce the numbers!

by mojoman23 June 11, 2006

Penis Patrol

When girls go out looking for men that they can hook up with / sleep with / start dating ect

Danielle: "Natalie, do you wanna come out on penis patrol tonight?"

Natalie: "Yes, definately. Shall I invite Sophie?"

Danielle: "No Sophie can't come on Penis Patrol as she has a boyfriend"

Natalie: "Ohhh I am so excited about Penis Patrol tonight, gonna pick up some hot guys"

by Danihunt86 August 15, 2011

Border Patrol

A Devastating cocktail.. A big shot of 1pt Yeager,1pt Vodka, 1pt Tequila, and maybe a float of Red Bull....

I was on Border Patrol until til i saw starrs

by FUFRED August 23, 2007