taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

Patriot Patrol

In the video game Grand Theft Auto IV you steal the hummer with the US flag style paint job, drive down the sidewalk, and run over as many people as possible. The vehicle can also be used to ram and destroy as many other cars, lamp post, fire hydrants and prostitutes as possible.

NOTE: this is a VIDEO GAME and I in no way mean to encourage anyone to steal, destroy, or kill.

Sweet! I found a hummer.. time for some patriot patrol!!

by GTA IV Patriot March 5, 2011

bitch patrol

the act of chaining up a bunch of bitches and making them pick various sorts of debris off the side walk with chopsticks

see those scrape marks on her wrists, those are the chains from the bitch patrol

by super angry bitch March 24, 2009

party patrol

a group of whores

Ali Gordon is the head of the party partol at armstrong highschool.

by wouldn't you like to know October 11, 2003

soul patrol

Fan base of American Idol Season 5 contestant, Taylor Hicks. Hicks referred to the "Soul Patrol" many times during his run on the show, often pumping his fist in the air.

Taylor Hicks: Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol!
Seacrest: Shutup and let me announce the numbers!

by mojoman23 June 11, 2006

Penis Patrol

When girls go out looking for men that they can hook up with / sleep with / start dating ect

Danielle: "Natalie, do you wanna come out on penis patrol tonight?"

Natalie: "Yes, definately. Shall I invite Sophie?"

Danielle: "No Sophie can't come on Penis Patrol as she has a boyfriend"

Natalie: "Ohhh I am so excited about Penis Patrol tonight, gonna pick up some hot guys"

by Danihunt86 August 15, 2011

Border Patrol

A Devastating cocktail.. A big shot of 1pt Yeager,1pt Vodka, 1pt Tequila, and maybe a float of Red Bull....

I was on Border Patrol until til i saw starrs

by FUFRED August 23, 2007