Snarky Parker

While railing a chick in the ass, abruptly stop and bend her over the couch, while she is stationary, reach for your friendly neighborhood Spiderman Action Figure and force fuck her in the ass.

Her ass will never be the same after that Snarky Parker

by Vagtastic69187 March 19, 2010

Trey Parker

The Seemingly Homosexual Creater of dumbass "Edgey-Shock value" cartoon "South Park"

his probable life-partner is co-create Matt Stone

Trey Parker created "South ParK"

by Joe Smith 2 June 23, 2008

parker brothers

The idea that people (more so boys) go through life and love like its some kind of parker brother board game.

Chris and Eric stupidly pulled a parker brother on the two girls.. people miss those boys.

by Hulkette July 27, 2005

parker

suspected pedophile

human: hey, have you seen parker recently?
other human: ew, no, man.

by anonymous June 2, 2018

Parker

Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens

"Have you heard about the 60 year old living in his mothers basement? Yes. Parker."

by Calbkindatarsh April 15, 2022

Peter Parker

someone who lives two lifes who is very secretive about it.

My friend liz is on the honor roll and does really well in school, but when friday night rolls around shes a total peter parker

by Suckmebapst69 March 2, 2009

Parkersburg Poop Plug

When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.

Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009