Project

A complicated, cumbersome, needlessly difficult small piece of work that is bloated by inefficiency, juicing and in general people trying to justify their jobs

Joe: Can you work on this project deploying widgits to the poor for me?
Frank: Why the fuck don't you just have them come get them instead of wasting time and money you fucking tool?

by Deiter007 March 4, 2010

erector protector

A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.

Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.

by T-DUBB 1991 October 25, 2007

Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

Project 96

The art of autoclicking originally used in the MMORPG "RuneScape".

Me: Hey Malik, what are you doing today?
Malik: Oh, just some Project 96 while I'm doing homework.

by malikis2cool December 12, 2016

projectile texting

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

by Rastus McGee May 10, 2018

astro projection

When you spew your soul out of your ass.

I had such a hard astro projection so hard after eating that burrito I ended up in a different demention

by Stouffer021 June 11, 2014

Project Twins

When a man gets two diff. women pregnant at the same time.

"Man, you heard about Rob?"
"Nah, what happened?"
"He got Denise & Sherrie pregnant at the same time."
"Ah ha! That nigga havin' 'Project Twins!'"

by Junie P February 23, 2009