privileged piss

When someone without a disability uses the handicap stall in the bathroom, purely because it’s larger than the other stalls.

My friend was taking a privileged piss yesterday when someone in a wheelchair came into the bathroom. She felt terrible when she got out of the stall.

by kyaat October 11, 2017

Destroyer privilege

Privilege that only applies to destroyers, commonly used to circumvent any kind of critisism or negativity.

"Wow, he got hit by a mechanic... Oh, sorry, I didn't realize your destroyer privilege."
"Destroyer privilege."

by Catowl October 13, 2017

Privilege point

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

by TorChimp May 22, 2017

Sheep Privilege

Gaining a positive status from blind conformity, and "just following orders." Doing what any authority figure says without question, and being taken for granted due to it. Having people in power use you as a positive example to address nonconformity.

My younger brother has sheep privilege over the fact that no one patronizes him over minor issues.

by Goldendoodle1996 June 6, 2017

Cake privileges

Allowing someone to grab your ass and feel your ass and not have to let them

Megan gave me cake privileges, now I can grab her ass!

by Cake privileges June 24, 2017

Premium Car Privilege

When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.

Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".

by ewanders1 July 6, 2016

Anal Privilege

The right to access or penetrate one's anus.

The one who grants the privilege is not necessarily going to get anal, they just give or take away the right with authority. (In most cases it is.)

"Damn you Joey! I want my Anal Privilege back!"

by Enderbrine0 January 13, 2017