sticky pretzel

An Israeli slang concerning the act of shoving a hot pretzel up an Americans left nostril.

"Hey Yisra'el, do you want to sticky pretzel that Jerry over there?"
"sure thing lets go"

by extracrispytea November 11, 2019

soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around

"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."

by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017

Pretzel Rodding

The act of sucking someone's fingers in a sexual way. Finger sucking

Tom liked pretzel rodding his partners fingers.

by Tye95 March 24, 2017

Pretzel

The act of placing both legs of a woman over your shoulders while doing the no pants dance to form a pretzel like form and bringing her to orgasm.

Guy 1: So I heard you and Megan hooked up last night??
Guy 2: Yeah I took her to town and put dat bitch in a pretzel before giving her a creampie.
Guy 1: AHHH SICK BRO

by Grrruff98 August 6, 2018

Pretzel

Slang word to describe someone you think is crazy or weird. Because of twisted.

Todd: "Hey George, Tommy's been acting like a real pretzel the past few hours."
George: "I know, right? like I swear I saw him put mayo on his hot dog."

by Big Fat Purple Juicy Dragon November 9, 2025

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel

I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night

by angry dragon master June 26, 2014