dirty pillows

What Carrie's mom in the Stephen King book "Carrie" called knockers.

"Dude, look at that chicks dirty pillows!"

by ARR RAWR ARGH ARR RAWR May 30, 2006

pillow face

those awesome little red dents/marks you get in your face from the creases in your pillow after taking a nap or sleeping

person 1: dude, did you just wake up from a nap?
person 2: yeah... how'd you know?
person 1: you've got a serious pillow face.
person 2: aw, crap.

by mmm...yes August 18, 2009

Pillow Miner

A guy who often masturbates by humping pillows.

Ted: What're those white stains on your pillow?

Bob: Oh, its just hair gel.

Ted: Sure thing, pillow miner.

by Sir-Shankalot September 26, 2008

Cold Pillow

1. A headrest that is not warm in temperature.

2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.

3. A pleasant experience.

1. Man: “I flipped my pillow over to the cool side so that I could fall asleep.”

Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”

2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!

by 5ryguy5 June 28, 2023

Pillow butter

What is left on your twelve year old son's pillow after your Victoria's Secret catalogue has gone missing.

I was doing the whites today but I couldn't get the pillow butter out of little Timmy's sheets.

by alcoholiclatte November 13, 2014

Bitch-pillow

verb- (bitch-pil-low)

to rest ones arms, legs and/or body across your bed partners body aka: gravity assisted hug

"just lay there and take it, I am going to bitch-pillow you"

by Berisa April 25, 2010

Pillow Factory

A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.

Uncle Rudy thinks that the ultra-conservative media and Donald Trump, et al, are a pillow factory.

by Goofnut February 1, 2022