vanilla roller of unknown origin

A random cigarette without any identifiable markings found rolling around in one's car which, upon smoking, tastes like vanilla. Sometimes contains things other than tobacco, such as marijuana, or oregano soaked in vanilla extract. You just never know.

"Dude, what the fuck is this?"
"Looks like a cigarette without identifiable markings rolling around in your car."
"Well fuck me blue and call me Cathy, it tastes like vanilla and asshole"
"Must be a vanilla roller of unknown origin"

by Hayfockuboddy September 29, 2006

Origin of the Empire Iris

The greatest Metal band of all time. The have two awsome singers, and awesome guitarist, an awesome drummer, and an awesome bassist.

Girl 1:I'm gonna buy tickets for the Origin of the Empire Iris show
Girl 2: My mom won't let me go cause she doesnt believe in good music
Girl 1: Let's go kill her...

by Daryl January 27, 2004

o.v.(original victim)

original victim.

"hey that old guy is a o.g.(original gangsta)..."naw,young blood,i'm a o.v.(original victim)" of jim crow, second class citizenship & racist terrorism.

by revtriggafinga October 28, 2008

Vagina of Origin

Mother; Whoever gave birth to the person

Chris: So what's the name of your vagina of origin?
Nathan: My Mom's name is Jessica.

by MasterTang November 3, 2010

Gilligans Island Original

Unrolling an entire roll of toilet paper putting it inside the toilet and you take a shit on top of the paper.

I went into taco bell and left a gilligans island original in the mens room.

by insert new name here September 12, 2011

Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

Ageless male all round mans man never ages only gets better looking my friend. Lives large lively.

When he drinks beer he drinks it all. Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

by Tell all May 13, 2012

Original Poster Syndrome

"OPS", Original Poster Syndrome. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, stupidity, lack of spelling and grammar, lack of creativity and originality. Common at websites that begin with "My Life Is".

As defined by MLIA commenter pyrotech.

OPS infected MLIA poster: today I realized that when I make the smiley face with the tongue :P I actually stick out my tongue a little bit when I type it. MLIA

Commenter: Man, why does everyone that posts here have Original Poster Syndrome?

Commenter: Who cares, at least we're the sane ones.

by SMFAN500 November 24, 2010