Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)

"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009

Toxic (Online)

The word Toxic but used in a Gamers terminology. Saying, "Oh, that dudes toxic!" is referring to someone who is very annoying, racist, rude, or just unfriendly online. These people are most likely those who you will block or report to get rid of them, or you can attempt to brag or something back to them, it won't work because most of these toxic people are trolls and 6 year old trying to be cool.

Toxic (Online) Person: "Yo, you p*ssy, you're like 8 levels below me. You f*cking noob!"

People: "Oh, you toxic 6 year old!"

by This Is Despacito July 5, 2018

Chronically Online

Someone who spends most of their time on the internet. They often will argue about things online and are out of touch with the real world.

Person 1: look at this kid, they use neopronouns and keep arguing on Reddit.
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online

by UrFavTguy July 21, 2022

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!

what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!

by Collloser The Typer Boi January 5, 2021

online loser

is a person who live playing online games like tibia, ragnarok, runescape or habbo. they are playing all day long, in the weekend. the online gamer dont have real friends, their only friends are onlines. they have online love, and they never meet their real love. they are the "daddys" in their online games but in the real life they are the biggest loosers in the world. they only think about their game and are boring people who only talk about those games.
sometimes they dont know, but their lovers are the same gender.

normal person: hey loser whats your problem?
online loser: if you play runescape i will kill you with my mage level 689 with one hit.
normal person: but in the real life i would make you scream with one hit.

normal loser: hey do you wanna go out in the saturday night?
online loser: no, i would play tibia with my online girlfriend

by slowowow May 4, 2006

sims online

A game that completely robs GROWN ADULTS of their lives. Honestly, I occasionally play the game and their are people over 30 that play it literalyy all day. Theyt just leave it on to take showers and such. those of them who have real jobs only think about this game at work, they've admittted it. Take me seriously- if you want a succesful life with a real spouse, freinds and unneglectd children, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME... unless you have strong self control. It is really disgusting to talk to this people... they have lost sight of reality and, frantly, I can't help put pity them... at least everyone is nice and freindly. Plus, there is really no gameplay. Basically you sit there for hours watching your sims do repetitive tasks for money and skills to aquire objects and such that...well... DON"T EXIST. Please think about playing this addictive and life virtually life robbing game. I remember the wonerful day i realized there was no point to it... finally freed myself...

This is a real converation I had with with a Sims Online player:

Me: So how often do you play?
Sims Online Player: All day.
Me: So what do you do for money?
Sims Online Player: ...Im getting uncomfortable...

by Dan The Definer May 8, 2007

OnlineClock.net

Online Clock is a free internet alarm clock displaying your computer time, which can be found at www.onlineclock.net

Created in March, 2006, this was the world's first online alarm clock website.

If you mobile phone dies and you need an alarm clock, just go to OnlineClock.net in your web browser.

by RalphieT April 21, 2010