When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.
by Sec8 July 16, 2022
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I never lie

They are most likely lying
"Bro I never lie trust me"
by OctoboiYT November 11, 2021
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Never ending story

When you grab that fresh pair of undies and later you find yo girls hair wrapped around yo nut sack or stuck in your butthole after a crap
Dude I took such a great crap and when I went to wipe I caught this hair that seemed to be the never ending story coming from my butthole and nut sack
by Njsurfer80 February 10, 2019
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Never ending story

Never Ending Story

When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.
Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.
by Flaming hoe Cheeto February 27, 2019
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Never Nut November

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.
A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own
by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 03, 2021
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elephant never forgets

Joke term used when someone remebers something very well that they would not be expected to.
MRX:"I'm now fucking your sister"

MRD: Didn't you say she was a frigid lesbian bitch once? Someone who you wouldn't ever sleep with unless you suddenly wanted to get an std?

MRG: I remember him saying that-how did you remember- i thought we were all drunk

MRD: An elephant never forgets.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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You bet not never

A double-negative phrase used to intimidate someone who says something offensive or physically threatens you. talking tough, acting tough, frontin', fronting, bullying, bullied, threaten, intimidate, step correct, hurt, challenge, verbal beatdown
Man, you bet not never try to fight me! I'll throw you a beating you ain't never seen, bro!
by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016
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