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Lubricant Jam

When you get Strawberry Jam and smear it all over yourself and use it as lube.
"Sam Tekin uses Lubricant Jam when pleasing himself"

"Lubricant Jam is the best lube ever!"
by A mysterious Wymondham citizen October 28, 2013
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Bong Jamming

When a group of musician get together, smoke an incredible amount of hash, and spontaneously play music without having any idea what direction anyone is going in musically. The end result is usually a song or noise. This is a method used by all the classic rockers of the last generation. It can be easily repeated without the bong, which i prefer.
"Hey I just started a band and we're going to do a shitload of covers until we are at Bong jamming Level."

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by The yellow ranger of truth October 11, 2008
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Mug Jam

A variation of the Blow Job, where one partner lies on their back on a bed (or massage table or baby grand piano) with their head hanging off the edge, mouth agape. The second partner stands bedside and proceeds to penetrate the lying partner’s hanging mouth with their penis and performs a vigorous humping motion, preferably to ejaculation.

Etymology - the standing partner JAMs their penis and balls into the lying partner’s face (i.e. their MUG)
That girl Jessley is a freak. She let me Mug Jam on the first date!

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
I can’t jelly my dick in your mug.
by Rudolph37 December 31, 2022
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hamm jam

the glorious combination of a Hamm’s tallboy (born of the sky blue waters) with a precious allocation of Jamison Irish whiskey (poet juice) Well travelled humans have been know to refer to a hamm jam as the ‘fountain of youth
How was your Monday night? Well, I consumed three hamm jams and woke up in the park. Now I’m a better human.
by marcsu October 14, 2018
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monkey jams

Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.
"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."
by E-Male December 23, 2008
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Jam splatter

When a girl is on her period
'she made me do her up the bum cause she was on her Jam Splatter'
by Jeffy Bowen May 23, 2012
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culture jamming

Culture Jamming is the act of subverting mass media or communication to produce negative commentary on it’s self.
It is a form of social activism. It’s usually as a social movement against commercialism.
There are many types of culture jamming some are:
Guerrilla radio
Political vandalism
Hacktivism
Passive jamming
The corporate network was flooded by the culture jamming activists.
Did you hear them culture jamming the radio waves?
by Dr Inkerman September 16, 2008
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