A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.
I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.
by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020
Get the small man, big egomug. A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.
In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
by Thorrr September 22, 2010
Get the Myspace angle ego-fatness complexmug. Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 18, 2004
Get the Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theorymug. mostly happens on battlegrounds/skill-demanding video games like CS:GO, The Strongest Battlegrounds, Valorant etc.
when one of your opponents gets fried by you during match and starts ego battling as a last resort to win the beef
when one of your opponents gets fried by you during match and starts ego battling as a last resort to win the beef
- i already won you 9 times in a row why are u still yapping lol
-stfu i still bench more than you
-he wont stop ego battling me won't he
-stfu i still bench more than you
-he wont stop ego battling me won't he
by neverGoIntoBlackpill October 10, 2025
Get the ego battlingmug. When a person lives a relative easy life and had been praised for simple tasks, thus blowing up their sense of
Significance and local celebrity syndrome of this ditch and hoarders small town kingdom.
The absolute absence of common knowledge of the outside world feeds the egos of the privileged but clueless
Fools to the point that there ego has no challengers and their ego develops an ego and the third person perspective becomes another character all together, even talking about a group of people in reference to on the original self who by this time is but a lost memory.
Significance and local celebrity syndrome of this ditch and hoarders small town kingdom.
The absolute absence of common knowledge of the outside world feeds the egos of the privileged but clueless
Fools to the point that there ego has no challengers and their ego develops an ego and the third person perspective becomes another character all together, even talking about a group of people in reference to on the original self who by this time is but a lost memory.
Dave speaking: you know how Dave rolls right . Dave dose not give 2 shits you know what I mean ?
Daves brother speaking: ok so fuck dave why you talking about dave dude , and who da fuuudgk dose that make you but an ego’s ego.
Daves brother speaking: ok so fuck dave why you talking about dave dude , and who da fuuudgk dose that make you but an ego’s ego.
by Cash-cow-survivor August 28, 2023
Get the Ego’s egomug. When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.
President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.
by Arizona Mildman December 1, 2018
Get the Ego Fartmug. "Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.
Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.
by HaloBetty June 30, 2017
Get the Ego Warriormug.