florida hoe

a mean mad up name discribing someone who lives in Florida who is a potential hoe

Omg Marcus is such a Florida hoe!!!

by West side hoe October 8, 2017

florida push

To hold your fish with arms stretched out to the camera. To make your fish appear larger for a photograph than it would appear if held normally. Most common in the bass fishing community and with Tampa Bay area salt water anglers

I keep seeing pictures of Whitted, with his perfect camera angles and Florida push to make his fish look giant.

by TacoReef FishTacos January 31, 2019

Florida man

One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.

Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.

by SomeCaliGirl October 4, 2023

Florida Backwash

When a female is taking a shit but also giving a blow job.

Bro you wouldn’t believe what happened last night at the club. Joni gave me the Florida Backwash. I was disgusted but still delighted.

by DTAG32 April 29, 2022

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

The Florida LongHead

The Florida longhead........, is it a bird? is it a fish? no it is a rare native floridan you can easily identify them by there extremely long heads trailor park, back woods, hicks. Very similar in looks and intellegent too bevis & butthead. all states have there own species of longheads, but they are most prominted Florida.

I was at walmart and I seen The Florida LongHead, his head was extremely long I couldn't stop observing the critter in his natural habitat.

by floridalongheadhunter239 March 27, 2011

cocoa florida

Cocoa Florida is a place where a bunch of ratchet ass people live. Including myself. The girls are hoes and so are they mammas and NAS! Periodt.

Dontravion-Aye where u from ma?
Shaquishalisa-Cocoa Florida
Dontravion-Oh hell naw shawty Ik u a hoe

by TheGhettoGirl December 22, 2018