simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 18, 2022

Simp

Lesbians who think other lesbians are the shit but aren't as bad as incels who are loser dudes who think a woman is the shit.

Yo, Jacky is such as simp for that egirl.

by Pdiddy5 January 08, 2021

Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half

David is a simp for Emily when we play a game

by Carys May 27, 2021

Simp

Kyle. It's Kyle.

Kyle is a simp.

by merpmeepmapmoopmerp December 10, 2021

Simp

A fool who will do anything for Mediocre pussy

Yo Louis is a fucking simp he gave 40$ to that girl to buy a water bottle

by Whtchoclte February 05, 2020

Simp

panda you’re a simp

panda, you are such a simp

by MurpFoofle February 15, 2021

Simp

Sniper monkey

Yeah, I'm a simp
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by Adolf Hirohito March 04, 2021