Darf Mush 

1: A form of diarrhea.
2: Play doh.
3: A not-so-bright person.

You're freaking darf mush.
Let's play w/ some Darf mush.
Uuuuuhhhhhh... i'm getting darf mush!

Darf Mush by Rocketeer ninja July 25, 2011

reverse-mush 

noun:
Person who restores good luck in the presence of a mush, or person who brings bad luck.

verb:
To reverse the bad luck of a mush by acting in the opposite way.
To not accept the truths or corollary truths proposed by a mush.

noun:
Even after the mush entered the room, the house of cards remained in tact, likely due to the presence of the reverse mush.

verb:
The mush attempted to ruin my luck by prematurely offering congratulations before the game was officially over. I did not accept his congratulations and continued to play as if I was not in the lead, thus reverse-mushing his effect.

reverse-mush by Jahvid September 27, 2011

DJ Mush 

A nickname gifted to your childhood friend by the squad due to his impeccable style of hair that stayed the same throughout childhood, which always resembled a mushroom.

Bro DJ Mush's hair is another level. Honestly, do you even mush?

DJ Mush by RIPKDOT December 3, 2018

dirty mush 

When one places a whole chickpea into the anal cavity and their significant other tries to retrieve it using his penis but accidentally inserts it, henceforth creating, 'bummus'.

I used to love chickpeas until i saw a dirty mush in action. (She also eats soup with her hands.)

dirty mush by GRUBPLATE June 27, 2020

in a mush 

Being in a strop.
'mushy' = being stroppy.

"Don't be in a mush with me"
"He's so mushy today"

in a mush by Charis~ February 13, 2012

no divis round ere mush 

A saying which means there are no stupid people near you and you are a bad ass motherfucker, usually said after someone is about to, or does something god worthy,

“Im about to down this Stella” ……. ”Why”…… “Coz there’s no divis round ere mush”

no divis round ere mush by No divi man December 4, 2021

banana mush 

Dry or semi-dry vaginal discharge often found in the gusset of women's underwear. Usually a yellow-white color with a similar texture to mashed banana. See Gusset Fudge.

While all alone, John went down his friend's sister's laundry for her soiled grundies, delighted to find some fresh banana mush.

banana mush by Ozwald Spatchcock February 4, 2009