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Muppet

Muppet-to-a-Fraggle *See Fraggle*

A Muppet is a genuinely nice person and intends well for another individual (namely a fraggle). Will typically take an open mind and heart to the individual and their situation. Not know of their past, and open their home to them in genuine good faith. At which point the Fraggle moves in and commences the acts as outlined in the definition for Fraggle. (Fraggles are not limited to the DC Metro area as these creatures have been sighted in any major metropolitan area; San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York, Portland, San Diego, Chicago, etc.) at this point the Muppet should be aware that they are in danger of graduating from a Muppet to an enabler as the action of providing a space for the Fraggle to continue their behavior is by definition an enabler. The term Muppet is to reflect the Jim Henson like control the Fraggle has over the person.
Did you get to talk to Tom? He's a f*cking Muppet for that Fraggle he has staying with him.
by Pseudonym-Gaybie February 22, 2024
mugGet the Muppetmug.

Muppet Party

A Muppet Party is when you and your friends wrap your dicks in socks/puppets and perform a puppet show in a pre school, A Muppet party could also be a sexual event in which you fuck your friends with the puppets on your genitalia
Yo, Me and the boys had a good Muppet Party last night
by AkumaOni May 17, 2023
mugGet the Muppet Partymug.

Muppet

Muppet: A Mindless Puppet

A person who conforms to society without thought.

Follows social norms mindlessly and controlled. A Mindless Puppet
John does whatever society expects him to do without thinking. What a Muppet!
by Raina Rayne January 1, 2024
mugGet the Muppetmug.

Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.
Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?
by DrumBox January 7, 2015
mugGet the Muppet Strokemug.

Muppet

Someone who may have done something clumsy - founder WCP
William banged his knee on the table the muppet
by MRwilliam December 19, 2021
mugGet the Muppetmug.

stupid muppet

Specifically points to Holmes Eco Finn Li. He who is always acting like a muppet.
Shut up! You dirty skiver!! STUPID MUPPET!!!!!!!
by A De-communisated Person September 10, 2018
mugGet the stupid muppetmug.

finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.
Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.
by LowHz September 11, 2016
mugGet the finger muppetmug.

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