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Muddy Lizard

A big sweaty cock that has fallen flaccid out of a girl's freshly shit asshole.
This girl who wears primary pastel primary color t-shirts told me she'd kill me if I broke up with her. I got a muddy lizard.
by Blackwater Brian July 6, 2012
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muddy gumboot

A muddy gumboot is when a drink is poured across the anus and butt cheeks of the server while the receiver lies underneath and drinks the liquid.

Usually done with alcohol during drinking games. But can be done with other liquids.

Thought to have originated from Massey University in New Zealand.
If a player vomits or urinates they have to drink it, or get someone else to, through a funnel or muddy gumboot.
by slutty jesus October 12, 2010
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Muddy Pothole

The muddy pothole is an advanced sensual move for fecal-feliacs.

Step 1: Take a dump in your lover's belly button.
Step 2: Repeatedly thump your dick on the filled belly button.
Step 3: Enjoy the splash.

This term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.
Bernard was ready to take their sex life to the next level, and gently requested that Gwen lie down and try the muddy pothole.
by BunzAndWeenies.com October 13, 2011
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muddy mike

V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.
I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.
by booboo June 18, 2004
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Muddy Slipslide

The act of performing anal sex, when the girl is getting mud butt. and you continue to have anal sex.
OH MY GOD WHATS THAT SMELL!!!

Me and my girlfriend did the muddy slipslide
by Micheal Loren Brown February 9, 2010
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muddy maytag

hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!
by Retunda April 20, 2010
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muddy stump

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out
Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.
by davekriz January 19, 2008
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