Mong

A Mong is used for all pronouns when you refer to them as dumb/oblivious and often do not get obvious hints.

This Mong won’t leave me alone. I’ve cancelled on him 5 times why won’t he get the hint?

Or

I have left this girl on read 5 times in a row, she’ is such a Mong .

by Bringbackaussislang May 30, 2019

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019

mong

a bit of a mix between a retard, a spastic and a super autistic kid

your a bloody mong you barstard.....
fuck you you mong.....
get a life mong....

by Crab Pineapple 69 May 25, 2017

Mong

Complete twat, also goes by 'Liv Cracknell'

OMG, Liv Cracknell is such a mong!!

by scathoe June 8, 2017

Mong

The definition of troll in the ARMY (BTS) fandom. Never trust Mong.

Daamn that guy trolls like Mong.

by StrawberryTae June 23, 2017

Mong

The word 'mong' is the definition of a salty/annoying boy who is calles kye.

"That kye is such a mong!"

by The lit 1 April 20, 2018

Mong

When someone (Ava) acts dumb or stupid

Ava is a Mong

by Ava the nonce December 1, 2019