by bigsussiiboi October 5, 2023
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by Zoomer is Boomer November 21, 2019
Get the Milos mug.The guy in my last period. Pretty quiet, nice to look at, but hard to talk to. Of course everyone wants to be friends with him, after all we all have out fantasies. To me he looked like someone easy to be friend, since he didnt seem like he had many options. I tried to talk to him, but i just couldnt. Theres nothing special about him but for some reason im attracted to u. I didnt like u i just wanted to be boy and girl best friends, like in the shows and movies, i wanted someone who i was secretly crushing on whilst having mutual feelings however that is just and image and idea of you. We had somewhat similar interests. You were just the guy i enjoyed seeing and wanted to befriend. We never had a friendship however i hope we could. Youre style is average and youre really only halfway decent looking but what are there so many people after you? Youre personality is dry anyways. Now it sounds like im slandering you, but im just wonder how any why i couldnt befriend u. Ive always bin shy and not so good at making friends but today i fear ive had my first crush in middle school. with all those red flags i ignored, its fine because “love” is blind.. right?
by thegirlyourmomkeepscalling November 21, 2021
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by neverevernotnoteverbutistillam January 6, 2023
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Me : Puts costume on Milo
Milo: Shows puppy eyes
Me:Starts masturbating and dies to ripping my penis off.
Milo: Shows puppy eyes
Me:Starts masturbating and dies to ripping my penis off.
by Giant dog penis March 23, 2019
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by RangaBangaa September 11, 2019
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