Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025

Milo

A very good looking guy.
All the ladies want him but he's loyal.
He's rich AF and has a big "personality"
Swimmin' in hoes when not in a relationship.
Also, he's good at most things he does.

Girl 1: Have you seen the new guy in town? He's so hot.
Girl 2: His name is Milo.
Girl 1: Well that explains everything.
Girl 2: He's so loyal and rich.
Girl 1: And good at almost everything.
Girl 2: I love him!
Girl 1: Me too!

by onecircle June 15, 2019

Dirty Milo

The act of giving your dog drugs and then letting them sniff a line of coke out your asshole, while you piss out pills. After the dirty Milo you must watch a drag queen show with a bisexual friend.

Jack: Dude I heard Kayla gave her dog a Dirty Milo yesterday
William: Lets ask Melinah, I'd bet she know

by MysthiccSama November 27, 2024

Milo

Is usually a dog name but if your a human and have this name than you probably get bullied.

human: Aw your such a cute dog Milo
dog: Ik stupid bitch

by suprisinglyshinymonster December 22, 2021

Milos

Milos is a smart, attractive young man. He is really nice but if you touch him he will mess you up. All round if you find a milos keep HIMMMM!!

Milos is so hottttt

by RangaBangaa September 11, 2019

Milo

An accident. Definitely a sex offender. A little shit that even his parents don’t like him. But just his mom/mum is the only parent he has because he killed his dad

Milo is such a suck up, what a little bitch

by Two bollocks on my cousin May 3, 2020

Milos

A guy that loves his cousins and their moms. Is on his phone a lot and dosen't work.

Milos how's your cousin?

by it'sTrueiSWEAR April 4, 2020