Carnegie Mellon

A prestigious university established in 1900 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, famous in the fields of engineering, robotics, and computer science. Known to have a lot of nerds, geeks, Jews, and Asians - this is a nerd school. Tuition is ridiculously high, but most of CMU graduates end up making 6-digit salaries after landing a job.

Generally speaking, both the girls and guys in CMU are rather unattractive and socially awkward. The CFA (College of Fine Arts), however, is a different story. Those girls are hot.

Girl 1: "With the student body ratio being 65% male, a girl's gotta have it great."
CMU Girl 2: "Nah, not really, the odds are good but the goods are odd."
CMU Girl 3: "Welcome to Carnegie Mellon."

CMU Guy 1: "Man, all these fugly engineering and computer science girls in my classes make me wanna turn gay."
CMU Guy 2: "Nah, there's hope, here comes that cute design chick..."

by Pittsburghing December 22, 2008

Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon University, formerly Carnegie Tech, is one of the most prestigous universities in the world. The Tepper School of Undergraduate Business was recently ranked by the Wall Street Journal as the second best undergraduate business school in the world as well as in the United States. In addition, the school's engineering and computer science programs continually rank in the top three in the country.

:Sarah is going to be attending Carnegie Mellon in the fall.
:Wow, she must be incredibly smart and ugly.

by Exp November 30, 2006

Mike Malloy

A talk show host who is the left wing equivalent of Glen Beck. Hates people who believe in God or follow a religion. Does nothing but cusses and screams like a little bitch every night. Always hangs up on callers who have different views than him, because he can't argue with them worth crap. Likes to mock religious texts and call them blood filled but praises Darwin's origin of species even though more fanatics have used it to justify slavery, racism, imperialism, maltreatment of the poor, war, etc in one and a half centuries than the bible or quran have caused throughout history. The sooner this old shit dies, the better. He is also one of the main reasons why the political left will be always sucking the dick of right wingers.

And to be honest, Beck, as much as the guy is insane, can kick Malloy's ass in a debate.

Mike Malloy: okay we have a caller in Arizona..you're on the air

Caller: Hey Mike, listen I like listening to you're show, but I disagree with you on one th-

Mike Malloy: SON OF A BITCH YOU RIGHT WINGERS STOP CALLING MY SHOW LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE ALL OF YOU F-KING DIE EACH AD EVERY ONE PF YOU!!!!!!!!!

by dude709 March 4, 2010

harsh-mellow

noun. A chain of events leading to the ruin of one's state of contentment.

"Dude, that cop tailing us is making me nervous."
"Yeah, he's being a total harsh-mellow."

by s0meguynamedjim March 31, 2010

Mellow

To be relaxed, straight kickin, to be or become chill. Something that is cool, sick dirty, nasty, or flithy.

1. That party was mellow last night.

2."Mackay how you feel today?"
" I feel pretty mellow guy."

3." I'm not gonna lie, that's a pretty mellow car."

by Justin Young and Josh Young October 14, 2008

mellow mushroom

the original brothers chaps character before home star runner, and a chain of pizza places

mellow mushroom has lotsa friends

by Chinese Jew August 9, 2003

mallowmelt

Mallowmelt is a gooey treat that tastes like fresh-baked chocolate-chip cookies soaked in ice cream and covered in frosting and butterscotch
Originates from the book series Keeper of The Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger

Sophie: *eats mallowmelt*
Fitz: Hey pass me some of that will you?
Sophie: *flings plate at Fitz and breaks his nose*
Keefe: Nice one! Have a ripplefluff
*proceeds to kiss Sophie*
Ro: FINALLY

by katherine_plumber November 20, 2022