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Mexican Stomping Tasels 

The offical "titie tasel" of eastern Massachusetts, used commonly in schools during break time and used often in Boston for important buisness meetings. Made in Mexico and only sold in Eastern Massachusetts.
John: "Hey Marty, did you bring your Mexican Stomping Tasels for this interview?"

Marty:"O shit, looks like im fucked"
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Mexican Chud Twister 

the act of putting ur chud in a blender and adding come shit in the mix to freshen the smell, you shall dress up as santy and feed it to infants on christmas eve to boost up your communitry service hours
Girl: I hope Santa comes daddy!

Dad: Sure, maybe you'll get that Mexican Chud Twister you've been asking for.

mexican drug tunnel 

the act of anal sex and releasing and having her release it back and then snorting it like a line of coke
she said she wanted to get high so i gave her a mexican drug tunnel

mexican wall tit

gringo's call them wall flowers. We mexicans just callum wall tit's
Hi babe take your eye glasses off & U no look like mexican wall tit..
Now unbutton that ol blouse big uns cumon dance with me...
mexican wall tit by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

mexican hair tiger 

its when you have sex whith a chick and her pubes are sticking straight up like a mohwak because of the sticky cum.
SHE had a mexican hair tiger.
mexican hair tiger by Dbum January 6, 2009

mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!