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text message breakup

1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.

2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.

3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
Phone is buzzing

Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.

Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
by mdraven22 November 6, 2009
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Messwithable

An adjective used to describe a person who tends to be particularly easy to trick, prank, or joke with, generally at that persons own expense.; Easily messed with.;
Seth: Hey, get Bryan to walk around this corner and i'm gonna jump out and scare the shit out of him.

Owen: Hell yeah dude. He's so messwithable
by InsainBrane June 29, 2010
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messi ronaldo

Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.
After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.
by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017
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Comment-Message

When someone types what should have been a message or email in a comment on a public board (example: facebook).
(Status)Nate: Just added my photos of the ski trip!

(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone!

(Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P

(Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!
by Darklinkkyle March 26, 2011
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leper messiah

Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie's alien alter ego).
Making love with his ego,
Ziggy sucked up into his mind.
Like a leper Messiah,
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
by Miki October 23, 2005
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messipe

A girl walks down the street in a white shirt with no bra on when the forecast calls for heavy rain. That's a messipe!
by bkeitel May 8, 2008
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messagetive

When you overly messaging instead of being talkative your messagetive
instead of being talkative your messagetive
by jt8110 April 29, 2014
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