key merchant

(British slang, 90s) An instigator, someone who likes to get people wound up.

From Strawberry Tattoo, a Britishism: "Key merchant. It means someone -- I mimed putting a key in (her) back and turning it -- who likes to wind peple up."

by Pulitzer70 August 28, 2006

drug merchant

A term that old people use in confusion with the more common "drug dealer".

"Your grandparents are dying, what will they think when they hear that you've become a drug merchant?"-Abe Reedler

by ngg921 January 20, 2007

Meghan Eubanks

The girl with a nice butt and a fine pair of cha-cha's. She can beat your ass and any girl's in Kelso. Has the most beautiful blue eyes in the world. She is a perfect kisser and has the best attitude towards everyone! If your name aint Meghan Eubanks you pretty much are an epic fail. She is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.

Person 1: Wow did you see Meghan Eubanks today?
Person 2: Yeah I did. She has a nice wrack.
Person 1: And she has the cutest smile!

by Wow_Boy November 21, 2010

mergh

1. A word used to describe an emotive state in a very simple way.

This word means multiple things, depending on which context the word is used.

"How are you today?"
"Mergh."

by Zyrra April 28, 2006

Meaghan

A meaghan is a girl who is always down for a good time. She may lack control of her limbs, but who needs athleticism anyway?????

Synonyms: Clunky

Dudddeeee, Meaghan was soo trashed last night. Did you see her past our on the floor?

Have you seen Meaghan out past midnight lately??? Us either.

by M$_2013 April 8, 2013

Haley Meghan Hance

The girl whom I am in very much love with, she also posted an Urban Dictionary Definition about me, but unfortunately was declined. Publish this and let her know that she is the most important person in my life. Haley Hance, I love you so very much! You are the definition of perfection and beauty! I love you!!!!

Have you heard about the girl Haley Meghan Hance who won Miss Universe without even entering? Yeah! Isn't that James Oulch's fiance?

by James Oulch May 2, 2013

merchant

In Cockney rhyming slang, a wanker (from merchant banker)

You're a right merchant.

by Martyn Sadler October 7, 2007