Max

the most common dog name and the best kind of dog

Someloser: Max, ur a good dog.

Max:Woof

by Jazzy-jazz July 3, 2012

Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.

Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.

by fetty woppp November 4, 2016

Max

annoying bitch

Max: Max is an annoying bitch

by ventridel July 5, 2019

Max

Max is a fucking retarded as wipe who makes a sexual joke every time he can with his gross face and disgusting limp dick attitude

Max I’m gonna drop kick your loony toons ass

by AnalExploder64 November 10, 2019

Max

Max is annoying. He is always trying to show off and he is always trying to roasts everyone.

Max is going to school

by Potato chips salad November 18, 2019

Max

Max is just the max in everything, he’s so hot, got an elephant dick, eight pack, very talented and is a really good guy. He always brightens everyone’s day no matter what, and is a great friend to hangout with. He has an extremely good personality and just goes about things smoothly and deals with problems smoothly. Although he’s not the smartest and not the tallest everyone loves him and wants to be friends with him.

#max
#goat
#theman

by Bobby Riewoldt March 31, 2019

Max

10/10 better than shemayah

Max is a great person, definently better than shemayah

by The Handmade Hero April 2, 2019