No Headsets Matter

No Headsets Matter, also referred to as 673, is a notorious terrorist group known for their extreme and violent stance against anyone wearing headsets. Founded by Lukas, Tntwbbh, and Withdrawls, this radical organization operates with chilling efficiency, carrying out targeted attacks and assassinations against their perceived enemies. They believe that headset users are part of a sinister plot to control and surveil the population, and thus must be eliminated. NHM's tactics include guerrilla warfare, ambushes, and public executions, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare to wear headsets. Despite global efforts to dismantle them, NHM, or 673, remains a significant threat, leaving a trail of terror and destruction in their wake.

Person 1: I wanna play Fortnite with you, do you have a headset?
Lukas: YOU'RE DONE, BLUD! You have been marked by No Headsets Matter and will get sinister'd up by 673 and our Polish twink slaves!

by UltimateAryan November 16, 2025

Concrete Matter

A term used to describe something that exists. Made famous by YouTuber Scott the Woz.

I was wondering how much of a real lawyer are you. Are you real as in professional, or real as in concrete matter?

by KaisertheChad November 24, 2022

Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

frat matter

The miscellaneous unknown substances that you find inside frat houses. Said substances are often composed of beer, vomit, blood, food, piss, and anything else mixed together. Often found on the walls, the floor, under the stairs, or really anywhere imaginable.

During morning cleaning up

Pledge1: What's the fuck is smeared on the wall?
Pledge2: Frat matter...

by shotguning frattylight April 24, 2011

Black Privilege Matters

"Black Privilege Matters: uncovering systemic inequality where Civil Rights Act 1866 benefits intended for Black liberation empowered other groups instead."
But the shortest and strongest is

"Black Privilege Matters fights systemic racial injustice."

by Black Privilege Matters January 8, 2025

hot lives matter

Something Haley Dunphy from Modern Family said that is hilarious and true. Hot people will not be overlooked!

“omg fuck that guy Tom. Why does he have to be l so hot?
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.

by HotTom November 19, 2022

someone who truly doesnt matter

they are a waste of space and meet many people in a life time that never give a second thought about who they truly are. They are the ones who are used and abused because others see it as fun and enjoyment for their own lives because it truly doesnt matter, but if someone would stop to think this is the way these people have always been treated and maybe for once all they want is to be loved or to be spoken of the way they hear of literally everyone atleast, its doesnt matter but they are someone

Lets use them to our advantage what are they going to do they are someone who truly doesnt matter

by janruan August 20, 2022