Mongolian Strokemaxing

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.
That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive
by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 02, 2024
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Mongolian Mudslide

The act of, getting on google and yelp to find the most poorly rated Mongolian restaurant in the area.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.

Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.

To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.

The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏

This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.

Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
“Hey Brian, you wanna hit up the gas station for some burritos?”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
by Doctor Holliday June 24, 2023
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Mongolian mouth music

The act of giving someone oral sex while the person receiving is throwing up.
Person 1: yo did you get with Jessica last night, you were pretty drunk.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.
by tuckandleoandaj January 21, 2024
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Mongolian Mouth Music

The sounds of receiving oral sex while throwing up and or pulling trig
I got way too drunk last night, but that skank Bethany gave me that Mongolian Mouth Music
by Tuckajleo May 11, 2024
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Mongolian Mozzarella

The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.
by Cokaaayeeena August 08, 2020
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Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it
"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"
by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 24, 2022
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Mongolian Delight

The act of engaging in anal sex in wildly inappropriate and risky locations.
"This yard sale is boring" she said with a wink.So we went around back and found a gazebo for a quick Mongolian Delight.
by Mongolian DILF June 05, 2022
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