Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.
by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 02, 2024
The act of, getting on google and yelp to find the most poorly rated Mongolian restaurant in the area.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.
Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.
To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.
The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏
This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.
Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.
Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.
To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.
The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏
This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.
Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
“Hey Brian, you wanna hit up the gas station for some burritos?”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
by Doctor Holliday June 24, 2023
Person 1: yo did you get with Jessica last night, you were pretty drunk.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.
Person 2: yeah she was giving me head while I was pulling trig.
person 1: oh, I thought I heard some Mongolian mouth music.
by tuckandleoandaj January 21, 2024
by Tuckajleo May 11, 2024
The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.
by Cokaaayeeena August 08, 2020
When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it
"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"
by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 24, 2022
"This yard sale is boring" she said with a wink.So we went around back and found a gazebo for a quick Mongolian Delight.
by Mongolian DILF June 05, 2022