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mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.
The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver
by tarajco4 May 9, 2014
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Fire Mommy

A certified 20, the type of lady you want to wife up, but she is out of your league, though if you get your chance don't mess it up.
Going down UCLA's bruinwalk I see Fire Mommy's left and right.
by Yaqui Pops February 2, 2016
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Mommy Howard

The wife of the creature known as "Daddy Howard" she will often be asking people what they said due to hearing problems because her mate "Daddy Howard" screams too much at home
Mommy Howard is thicc. I want her to give me IC
by daddyhowardsson August 28, 2018
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mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.
Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.
by NoMotards January 10, 2012
mugGet the mommy packagemug.

Daddy mommy

Wanting a daddy / mommy 😘❤️ 🔥😃🤚❤️
by Dollypartonisqueen June 11, 2021
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Zucker Mommy

You @jalienss
I want a zucker mommy to step on me and financially dominate me.
by TheBigCoom December 6, 2021
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twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"
by smh yea May 14, 2014
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