Minecraft

A horror game that is addicting to adults and kids, its just all squares. You get attacked by christian monsters and bruise yourself cutting trees.

Timmy : "MOTHER! I got A+ on my test!"
Mother : "SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"
Timmy : "But mother.."
Mother : "YOU MADE ME DIE IN MINECRAFT!"

by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 10, 2019

Minecraft

An epic game that is epic

Hey, did you know that Jason hates minecraft? He's tottally gay!

by SayNoToMilkDuds October 11, 2020

Minecraft

A game that nerds play when they have nothing else to do. Its a lit game that reminds people of trash.
It is also a popular meme.

Oh your minecrafting in my minecraft

Hey Billy, wanna play outside?

Billy: No stfu im playing minecraft

by walmartboy420 May 29, 2018

minecraft

a game who is better than fortnite

person 1: do you like minecraft, ugh
person 2: Omae wa mou shindeiru
person 1: nani

by bruh boy INC June 22, 2019

Minecraft

A game where a blockheaded character moves in a block world.

Oh my gosh Minecraft is so laggy

by Ark Bahamut October 17, 2018

minecraft

the greatest game ever, second to roblox

wanna play minecraft?
sure i guess

by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 27, 2018

Minecraft

The game that drowned fortnite in a pool of lava somehow. It is also the all holy game thats actually good and doesn’t scam you for money.

Person 1: hey wanna play fortnite?
person2: EW FUCK OFF WITH THAT DEAD CRAP IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Yee Yee bruh October 16, 2019