micro-masturbating

Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.

He has been micro-masturbating for three hours straight.

by ardakirca March 14, 2025

micro-nihilism

Micronihilism is the paradigm that the universe is the size of a the neutrino.

The universe is then expands in size through the action of polynominalism: the phenomenon of human thoughts of length 10^25 Planck-length stretching the universe to diameter of 10^14 Planck-lengths.

Micro-nihilism tells us that not only is the universe made of a single neutrino as-per-frequentism--it is unintentionally the SIZE of a neutrino.

by zanderfin March 22, 2022

micro peen

a very small penis peen could only be seen under a microscope. Most women don't enjoy the so called micro penis.

person 1: hey did you guys hear about jimmy's micro peen.?
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.

by SHOOK1230 May 17, 2020

Micro-Twerking

When you are so cold and you start shivering, but your pants are off and ur butt is jiggling ever so slightly.

You: "Its super cold outside today."
Me: "You better put some pants on or you'll be micro-twerking all day."

by jbgangsta November 29, 2023

Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.

Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?

by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023

Micro Trans Action

When two transgender midgets are having sex.

- Wow, did you hear John and Sarah had sex yesterday?

-Yeah, they had a Micro Trans Action.

by memstealer February 13, 2021

Micro

gaining microwave weapons to use against gangstalkers.

that micro is best in the hands of a targeted individual

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021