The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025
Get the metrosexual mug.
Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
by NationalPokedex December 25, 2012
Get the Metrosexual Hipster mug.phenomenon which occurs when straight women begin to realize that perhaps men who spend more time and money on their hair/skin/clothes than they do, are not exactly what they wanted after all. Mom always said "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" and damn if she wasn't right!
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
I used to think those pretty metro boys were so hot, but lately I find they're just too much. Damn metro's, bet they weren't counting on the backlash, 'cause I ain't got time to be with a guy who's spending more time getting ready than I am!
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
Get the metrosexual backlash mug.Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.
man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."
man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."
man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."
by jasvond December 28, 2011
Get the metrosexual thread humper mug.What the male fans of the the band "The Metro Station" ride on as they skim freakishly close to boarding The Gayline Railroad.
A combination of the words Metro Station and Metrosexual, both of which utterly elude me.
A combination of the words Metro Station and Metrosexual, both of which utterly elude me.
"Jimmy is becoming a slave to Disney bands. Last month the Joehoez, and he just bought a ticket at the Metrosexual Station. What a dufflebag."
by H*ck Yeah May 6, 2009
Get the Metrosexual Station mug.