Splatter the matter

Diarrhea; The Shits

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

THAT CRIT MATTERED

When something bad happened.

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!

by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018

matter

the last name of a amazing person. this person is very heart warming and likes to cuddle. they are super swaggy

matters keep you warm.

by gage deibert February 18, 2019

Dark Matter

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.

She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.

by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018

Dark matter

The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.

I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.

by RV Rage October 7, 2017

jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with

me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry

by Panel to June 13, 2017

Breast Matter

Soy, typically found in Luna Bars

Hey the breast matter in that Luna bar will make your breasts vulumptuous

by The Duck Collector May 11, 2018