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Levels of Rock

There are many different levels of rock. They range from the tapping of the foot level to the head banging level. Each level creates a different feeling in the person listening. The highest level is what some would call a music orgasm. Best found in "Knights of Cydonia" by Muse.
by Ameco January 20, 2009
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High Level

A phrase thrown around by directors to make themselves feel better than everyone else in the office.
Worker: What was that meeting about?
Director: All high level stuff, nothing you need to worry about.
by my mAin Hack October 6, 2016
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level 60

The pinnacle of achievement, the absolute greatest accomplishment that one can recieve. Derived from World of Warcraft, where the level cap is level 60, and once you hit it it usually means you're pretty much done, the only other option being PvP, equip optimization, epic mounts, and high-level instances. Believe me, those AREN'T a lot of options. Play WoW, and you'll know what i'm talking about,
Guy one: dude, i just got laid!
Guy two: awesome man, you hit level 60!
Guy one: yeah, but it turned out to be a dude.
Guy two: *cocks gun*
by son of jor-el September 25, 2005
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Erection Levels

the one incher: the penis is very small because of cold water.

the two incher: used for urinating

the three incher: before an erection

the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection

the five incher: not the full length, but an erection

the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal

the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse

the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)

the nine incher: your much bigger companion

the ten incher: everyone's best friend

the eleven incher: your superior officer

the twelve incher: five dollar foot long

the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer

the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris

the fifteen incher: Mr.T

the twenty incher: God
Jake was researching erection levels, and jealous of all the lengths he wasn't yetly able to achieve; he was pre-pubescent.
by NIQQA2daResQ January 4, 2011
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a level

A form of torture which is supposedly 'optional' for any uk 16-18 year old. However it is most likely said 16-18 year olds are forced, sorry, 'persuaded' into sitting these exams which they are clearly going to fail. Said failed exams are then followed by hundreds of retake's until finally said teenager can get high enough grades to get into any uni which will take them after which they will be - you guessed it - forced to do more coursework, sit more exams, and so on and so forth through life.
Person 1: What the hell are A levels?
Person 2: You mean you werent forced into them by your parents/teachers/both?
Person 1: Oh no, I'm not 16 yet, but believe me when I am, I will be forced to take them
Person 2: That blows.
Person 1: Yup
(and so the boring conversation continues)
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level jumping

when he offered me a key to his house after just a week of dating, i said, 'hey, quit with the level jumping.'
by stellalafayette February 1, 2006
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Levelland

Tiny shit-hole town west of Lubbock, Texas. 99% is white trash and also related to each other. It's kind of like a Texas version of Deliverance. Average women's weight is 250 pounds and they all still have 80's hair. Law is totally corrupt (sheriff meth ring leader), motto is "Visit Hockley county, leave on probation"
Hey, let's go to Levelland!" "Hey, how about we just save us the trip and step in front of a bus!
by melathemermaid81 June 7, 2011
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