Lance is a Norwegian name that is mostly upper class, Lance is known as a lord. Can be harsh and can often be a name that appears in court. Over all Lance is an upper class elegant name.
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Get the Lance Blakeney mug.When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.
"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."
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Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance
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An amazing friend. Super funny, interested in a variety of topics and very down-to-Earth, this is a friend who will be honest to you no matter what, and always is able to see the logical side of things. All in all, definitely someone people can trust! Very talkative and considerate of others, despite his own issues he's always able to look out for his other friends in life, and I admire that about him. You're amazing, Lance!
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