the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

lava rock

like grey rocking but instead of creating disinterest by fading out you act like a crazy person until they decide they don't want to interact with you

she wouldn't leave me alone when we broke up so I lava rocked her by sending her a bunch of crazy messages when I was drunk

by themanwiththeplan October 4, 2022

lava sutra

A proprietary combination of finely washed and often flavored cocaine, mixed with a dose of Cialis or some other common vasodilator.

“Take two snorts of Lava Sutra and call her again in the morning”

by Pygmy PieRisHoar October 4, 2022

Wet Lava

A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.

Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.

by soulessbones January 20, 2022

Kido Lava

Most definitely a black star, a vessel of hope. His ancestors favorite son. Also known as shit starter or Jahbae

The lord favors me like am Kido Lava.

by Nqoba December 8, 2021

Lava

Lava= bait or heat. Other way of saying a person is being a bait for the feds

Yo fam you deadass posted a video of you blowing that opps head top? Your lava the feds are finna run dat

by Pakalot May 14, 2022

Lava farts

An enhanced version of energy farts, only possible by drinking coffee and redbull at the same time with ADHD.

Don't do that! You'll get the case of lava farts!

by ILikeTofus May 31, 2022