kicked the dog

A way of showing your frustration

18:09 cyren : work sucked i went home and kicked the dog

by v0id-MP January 4, 2011

kiker

(not to be confused with kik'er): an offensive term for a WASP man who marries a Jewish woman

i am your fellow kik'er and kiker.

by Sexydimma December 18, 2017

dick knickers

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.

Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.

by kirkybaby April 2, 2010

Dick Kicked In

To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.

Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.

The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.

My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.

by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 12, 2017

laugh the knickers off me

means quite literally...that you find a particular person so funny that they could have you giggling right into bed...

NB opposite of bores the knickers off me.

will ferrell could laugh the knickers off me...anyday...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

by JakSheppard September 1, 2017

Knicker Licker

A lady who licks the under crackers of other ladies.
A Lesbotanian.

Tracy: Sharon, why the hell have you ditched your new man?

Sharon: I've discovered a taste for clam, henceforth, I am a knicker licker.

by ScaryMary May 22, 2006