One who likes to start fights on the internet, but wouldnt do anything in real life, most of the time they are miles away and you will never ever meet them
Noob1234: Dude stfu before i kick your ass, im gonna come over and hit you with a sledge hammer.
normalperson001: just chill dude, stop being a keyboard solider, im in florida, you live in cali.
normalperson001: just chill dude, stop being a keyboard solider, im in florida, you live in cali.
by Dragcamaro February 28, 2009
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Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.
Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.
Person 1: OMG guys that Kony guy is such a dickweed!!! Help me save Uganda by clicking 'like' or 'share' =)!
Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...
Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...
by Beargrid September 12, 2012
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that's basically a qwertz keyboard
ok here have some ACTUAL things about it
y is replaced by z and vice versa
ENG DE English (United States) German keyboard.
you will be confused when typing ascii characters and stuff, such as trying to find and
yeah uh that about it uhhhhhh
that's basically a qwertz keyboard
ok here have some ACTUAL things about it
y is replaced by z and vice versa
ENG DE English (United States) German keyboard.
you will be confused when typing ascii characters and stuff, such as trying to find and
yeah uh that about it uhhhhhh
by literally just a bicycle September 7, 2021
Get the qwertz keyboard mug.boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.
girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat
girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat
by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022
Get the sorry my cat walked over my keyboard mug.When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.
by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006
Get the Shit stained keyboard mug.A person who posts entries or comments on blogs and video sites completely unrelated to the topic currently under discussion, usually with a political motivation. Can...and should be used in a derogatory fashion.
by wnap2003 June 28, 2008
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