such a nice and caring boy. He is someone that you can tell all your secrets and he would never tell any of them to anyone. He is someone you can stay up with all night and never get bored of talking with. jonathans will also be there for you and will never leave your side no matter what happens. when your mad he will keep saying he will not leave until your happy. I forgot to say jonathans are really cute and sometimes can be really hot ;). we all need a jonathan in are life.
girl one: wow is that jonathan?
girl two: yes that is!
girl one: he is so cute.
girl two: yes he is.
girl two: yes that is!
girl one: he is so cute.
girl two: yes he is.
by cupcake.fireheart May 19, 2020
Get the jonathan mug.A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.
Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.
Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.
Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.
Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, cardboard from tablet boxes, or anything you can find laying around.
Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.
by Pianopunk August 21, 2017
Get the A Jonathan mug.jonathan is a very nice person, and very loyal to his very small group of friends. he has hair like a dweeb and acts very cringily. he is an akward guy who stares at girls and sometimes boys
robert:Hey jonathan nice hair DWEEB.
jonathan:thanks
phil:*whispers* CRINGE i think im ded
chris*joining*: no shi* sherlock
jonathan:thanks
phil:*whispers* CRINGE i think im ded
chris*joining*: no shi* sherlock
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by ReadySetCuddle August 24, 2008
Get the A Jonathan mug.jonathan is a boy who will tell you he is in love with you and wants to spend the rest of his life with you but will break your heart by leaving you. then he will keep coming back making all these promises and that he will stay this time but wont. and does the same thing over and over again.
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