Jon garrido

a gay ass homo

jon garrido is a gay ass homo

by fredward ramos November 17, 2011

bend-jon

Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.

Mum took her dogs for a walk to do a bend-jon.

by David Rowlands July 19, 2006

Jon Libby

A fucking awesome person that you are not.

Jon Libby is such a Jon Libby, no one else will ever be as much of a Jon Libby as he is.

by McSpanky69 August 4, 2011

Jon-Petter

Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.

With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...

by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009

beat jon

A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.

Aim your food at the beat jon.

by khjil April 18, 2005

Jon Peace

If you forget the word to something you need. Its a replacemeant for the word thing. It can be confusing because sometimes people dont know what your talking about. So you have to point to it.

Carrie: Yo, can you hand me that jon peace?
Harry: Do you mean the remote or the popcorn??

by K-Dog and T-Dog October 8, 2008

Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015