Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.
by David Rowlands July 20, 2006
by McSpanky69 August 04, 2011
Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.
With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...
by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009
A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.
by khjil April 18, 2005
The ancient African god of sex, the legends say that he has a 69 foot dick. One of the most powerful beings to roam the planet
Suhhhh dude you were so jon carr last night
by Large cock 6969 May 25, 2017
When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek
Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."
Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
by IGotDaBullets August 08, 2023